The Messenger

Lanesfield Methodist Church Magazine

To those who see Lanesfield Methodist

as their Church and to those who use our premises

   

Dear Friends  

One of the things that I am proud of is the way that our church buildings are used all the time by so many groups and individuals. Community groups meet, serving young and old, and the church, like a huge umbrella, provides shelter and a place to build friendships and to develop our talents and help people in need.  

I am also immensely proud of our rich cultural diversity and all that brings to our life together. We as a nation are like South Africa , a rainbow nation, and it is good that our church reflects that. We need to realise the importance of communities such as our own which span cultural divides as being a model for community relations.  

There can be no room for prejudice that undermines our life together, nor can we adopt attitudes which make newcomers feel unwelcome. Such attitudes are fundamentally opposed to our ethos as believers in a God of love who calls us to love our neighbours. We need to work hard to maintain the harmony which will speak louder than words to the world around us.  

Because there is so much going on, inevitably, as in any family, there are points of potential dissatisfaction. Sometimes lines of communication break down and misunderstandings take place. Being a Methodist Church we are also ruled by the Church’s rules and discipline which means we cannot always do as we please.  

Some simple things can assist the smooth running of our community. Please ensure you leave your rooms as you would wish to find them, clean and tidy. Please be patient with others and make allowances for each other. Make sure your group is represented at planning meetings to coordinate various fund raising activities and to pass information back and forth. Our Annual Church meeting is at 7.30 pm on Tuesday 15th June. Please attend that meeting, it is open to everyone and will provide an opportunity to share concerns as well as future plans.  

I would like to thank all those who serve the church and the various user groups, in giving of their time, effort and financial support. One of our greatest challenges is to raise the £30,000 each year to cover our costs. The members of LINCS (Lanesfield in Christ’s Service) deserve our grateful thanks and appreciation for all their tireless work in planning events over the past years to help us meet our financial obligations. With LINCS disbanding, meeting our annual bill will prove much more of a struggle and therefore will require each of us to dig deeper.  

We have much to be proud of and much to be thankful for as a community. But we cannot be complacent, we have to work at each and every aspect of our life together, belonging is both a joy and a responsibility.  

May God continue to bless us,  

Your minister and friend  

Steve (Revd. Steve Singleton)


FOR PRAYER

 

Please pray for those who are house-bound, including Mary Newell, Audrey Wigg, Vera Spittle, Dorothy Turley and Ken Mobberley.

Please pray for those who are not well and their carers, including Harold and Jeremy Newell, Mick and Margaret Lloyd, Mary Davies, Sylvia Griffiths,  Sid Cole, Stephen Podmore, Ann Whitehouse, Anna Clutton, Alan Crowe, Alan and Allison Fisher, Rachael Meese, Les and Jean Woodberry, Barry Showell, Neil Harris, Betty Bowen, Ray Whitehouse, Gemma and Jodie Simner, Vera Stuchfield, Ken Nash, Elijah Bailey, Margaret Cresswell, Sheila Tucker, Iris Thorne, Dorothy Baines, Madeline Cunneen, Jane Reynolds, Dorothy Roberts and Alan Barker.  

Please pray for those who have lost a loved one recently, including the family and friends of Etty Messam on the loss of her mother.


Becoming a member of the Church!?  

I wonder if YOU have given this any thought; that is if you are not already one. (And if you are maybe you need to be reminded of what it means!)  

Why? You may ask. The answer is that becoming a member of the church is meant to be an indication of your journey of faith and your commitment to God and His people. It is not about joining a club, nor is it about having all the answers to the questions of life. It is about accepting responsibility and saying Yes to God, even with your unanswered questions.  

What does it mean in practical terms? Well, it means accepting an obligation to worship regularly, to support the church in practical and financial ways and to be willing to serve in positions of responsibility in the life of the Church. In fact, by law, you have to be a church member to hold any official position in the Church. (Note: you cannot be on the Church Council unless you are a member nor can you vote on important issues in the Church’s life.)  

In the past, becoming a member of the Church meant being able to receive communion. Like confirmation in the Anglican Church, membership was and still is about taking upon ourselves the promises made on our behalf by our parents at our baptism. We renounce evil, confess our faith in Jesus and commit ourselves to serve him in the Church and in the world. While we have a new approach to communion, in that all are welcome to the Lord’s table, we still invite YOU to take this step of faith and commitment.  

If you would like to discuss this, please talk to me. I would like to arrange a short course in the near future for those who may be interested in learning more.  

Steve


CHURCH NEWS

 *****

It seems ages since my retirement day,

but can I express my sincere and grateful thanks

for all the good wishes, cards and presents.

It was good to share this event

with friends and colleagues

who have been part of my working and social life.

Once again many thanks to everyone.

Best wishes Anthony.

*****

 

May I say  a very big thank you for my Birthday Cards

on the occasion of my 80th Birthday.

Kind regards Roland.

 *****

 

Congratulations to Sara Hall and Jonathan Davis

on their engagement. 

They have arranged their Wedding for

6th August 2011 at 2.00 pm

at Lanesfield Methodist Church .

 *****

 

Congratulations to Daniel Clarke

on winning the BB Battalion

over 15 Table Tennis Tournament.

 *****

 

The band became

West Midlands District Champions once again.

Congratulations to all

for their hard work and dedication.  


A VISIT TO THE PHARMACIST

 

Jack, aged 92, and Jill, aged 89, living in Wolverhampton , are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist’s shop. Jack suggests they go in.

 

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”

The pharmacist answers, “Yes”.

Jack: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”

Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”

Jack:  “Do you sell medicine for circulation?”

Pharmacist:  “All kinds.”

Jack:  “How about medicine for rheumatism?”

Pharmacist:  “Definitely.”

Jack:  “Do you sell suppositories?”

Pharmacist:  “You bet!”

Jack: “How about medicine for memory problems and arthritis?”

Pharmacist:  “Yes, a large variety. The works.”

Jack: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, allergy creams?”

Pharmacist:  “Absolutely.”

Jack: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”

Pharmacist:  “We sure do.”

Jack:  “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”

Pharmacist:  “All speeds and sizes.”

Jack:  “Do you sell adult incontinence pants?”

Pharmacist:  “Sure.”

Jack: “Then we’d like to use this store for our wedding presents list.”

 

Submitted by Dennis Winning


HELP NEEDED

 Help in the Sunday School is required as numbers are growing. If you can help in any way please contact any of the staff below: Glynis Davis, Sally Parker, Catherine Waddision, Jean Clemson, Gill Wilkes.


NETWORK EASTER OFFERING 2010  

This year’s Easter Offering dedication service was at Codsall on 25th April. Unfortunately due to errors on the Circuit Plan it was not as well attended as last year. However, the service entitled “Companions in faith, hope and love” was well presented with David Lavender being the speaker. Fellowship continued after the service with tea and slices of the Love Feast cake baked by some ladies of the circuit. (This recipe was adapted from the Middlesmoor Lovefeast Bread used in the Yorkshire Dales at the time of John Wesley, and is still made today.)   

On behalf of Margaret Cresswell I would like to thank all of you who donated through the Easter Offering Envelopes. £142.00 was given from Lanesfield. This money is sent to The Methodist Fund for World Mission, where it is used WORLD WIDE to alleviate poverty. Our thanks go to Margaret who over many years has worked tirelessly for Women’s Network, and just now we send her our prayers and best wishes during her illness.  

Pat Arnold


 

ALONG THE GRAPEVINE

Summer 2010  

Everyone’s always welcome at the Grapevine Drop-in Centre, Thursday mornings 10am-12pm, free admission, followed by optional Pause for Thought in the church.  

We have had a busy Spring first with the AGM in March, marking the 7th anniversary of the start of Grapevine in 2003, then a live music session by the Jazziatrics, a pub lunch at the Horse & Jockey, a second visit from the Retired Greyhound Trust, a presentation from Wiltshire Farm Foods, and close-up magic and fun from top magician Chris Congreave.

   MAGICIAN CHRIS CONGREAVE
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Looking ahead to Thursday 2nd September, we are organising a coach outing to the Terrace Restaurant in Brownhills for a 3 course luncheon followed by an Old Tyme Music Hall style of entertainment.  Anyone wishing to join us on this outing, please speak to Winifred or one of the volunteers.

 


 

 at a date yet to be arranged we are also hoping to have “Queen of the Keyboards” Jean Martyn to come along to Grapevine and tinkle the ivories of the old piano in the top room in “Winifred Atwell” style, ahead of another Saturday night organ concert which we are planning for sometime later in the year.  Watch and listen out for more information on these dates over the next few weeks!

 



Our normal Grapevine takes place in between these special events, so do come and join us for a cuppa and chat, game of cards or triominoes, bargain hunting on the table-top sale, and many other impromptu items to interest and amuse you.  

At the Summer Fayre on Saturday 19th June Grapevine will  once again be presenting Pig Racing, featuring Wolverhampton City Radio presenter Jon Fisher, a.k.a. Fish, whose “Sunday Service” can be heard every Sunday morning on 101.8FM or online at www.wcrfm.com  

 Grapevine is warm and friendly, and open to anyone, regardless of age, race, creed or culture, and we have plenty of room for more, in fact we do actually NEED more members!  And if you fancy volunteering a couple of hours a week, why not give it a whirl : it can be personally so rewarding to help bring a bit of sunshine into people’s lives in your community!  

For more information call Winifred on 01384 250574


“GENTLE LINE DANCING”  

 A fundraising activity for the Grapevine Centre

 

Absolute beginner level, nothing too strenuous, dancing to easy-listening music, all welcome.  

Every Tuesday starting at 11.30am and ending around 12.30pm, with the last half hour for a drink & chat.   

Tea, coffee and soft drinks are on sale, all profits to the Grapevine.  Admission £2.50.

 

Non-dancing spectators are also welcome; come along and enjoy the music

and watch the dancers as they have fun learning the steps!  Admission £1.

 The line dance group can now also be seen dancing on www.youtube.com

or on Myspace :

www.myspace.com/janstraycat

New members are always welcome : contact Jan Brookfield on 01902 672793


WORLD CUP FUN DAY  

Saturday 19th June 2010  

from 11 am  

Come along and enjoy the fun.

Bring your family and friends.

   

Donations needed please:
Good condition toys and books

Filled jars

Bottles

Gifts

etc etc

 

Do buy a balloon for the

Friends of the Youth

balloon race

£1 per ticket.


MUSIC FESTIVAL WEEKEND  

3rd  -  5th July 2010

 

 

          Saturday 3rd July:

          Concert by the Marston Singers.

          Tickets £6.00 inclusive of supper

 

          Sunday 4th July:

          10.30 am    Rev. Ian Heath

          6.00 pm      Rev. David Wheeler

          Musical items by the choir

 

          Monday 5th July:

          Songs of Praise led by Rev. Jean Spragg

 

 

You are invited to place Remembrance posies On the window-sills


I AM THANKFUL

 

For the wife who says it’s hot dogs tonight,

            Because she is at home with me and not out with someone else.

For the husband who is on the sofa being a couch potato,

            Because he is at home with me and not out at the bars.

For the teenager who is complaining about doing the dishes,

            Because it means she is at home not on the streets.

For the taxes I pay,

            Because it means I am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party,

            Because it means I have been surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug,

            Because it means I have enough to eat.

For my shadow that watches me work,

            Because it means I am out in the sunshine.

For a lawn that needs mowing and windows that need cleaning,

            Because it means I have a home.

For all the complaining I hear about the government,

            Because it means we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot,

            Because it means I am capable of walking.

For my huge heating bills,

            Because it means I am warm.

For the lady behind me in church who sings off key,

            Because it means I can hear.   

For the pile of laundry and ironing,

            Because it means I have clothes to wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day

            Because it means I have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours,

            Because it means I am alive.

And finally, for too much e-mail,

            Because it means I have friends who are thinking of me.

 

By Tim Judd, heard on Good Morning Sunday, 2009

Submitted by Vida Dugmore


REMEMBER

Growing older is mandatory

Growing up is optional.  

 

We make a living by what we get.

We make a life by what we give.  

 

God promises us a safe landing,

not a calm passage.  

 

Submitted by Madeline and Pat Cunneen


NEWCOMER  

The Rev. Alison Brookes has been stationed to the Wolverhampton Circuit (subject to final approval by Conference) from September 2010 with pastoral responsibility for Cranmer and Beckminster Methodist Churches . Alison is currently “without appointment” and is working as a secondary school teacher, teaching drama, RE and ethics, and is looking forward to returning to circuit ministry

NEW SENIOR STEWARDS

 

At the Annual Church meeting on Tuesday 15th June, David and I will hand over the post of senior church stewards, having served in this role for two years.  

I am very disappointed to say that I think we have failed. If you refer back to the September 2008 Messenger, we stated that our theme was going to be ‘Communication’, and that we were going to concentrate on improving communications within the church, hoping that everyone will be more aware of the different aspects and activities within the church.  

Why do I think we have we failed? One reason may be that  we are not always available ‘on the doorstep’ as we live a 30 minute journey from the church. Other reasons? The Messenger is only produced four times a year, but this edition contains only 16 pages. In March we updated the church website and asked each organisation to send details of what they would like included on their page - only the Girls’ Brigade and Action for Children have responded.   

I wish the new senior stewards the very best in enhancing the work of Lanesfield Methodist Church .  

Ann Latham


MINISTER

Rev. Steve Singleton

01902 681281
minister@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

 

SENIOR STEWARDS

Ann and David Latham
01785 710866
annlatham@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

davidlatham@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

seniorsteward@lanesfield.co.uk

PASTORAL SECRETARY

Mrs. Pat Arnold

01902 495478

 

LAY WORKER

Mrs. Glynis Davis

layworker@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

 

ADMINISTRATOR

Mr. Steve Parker

office@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

 

ORGANIST AND CHOIR MASTER

Mr. Barrie Shinton

01902 895005

 

BOYS’ BRIGADE CAPTAIN

Mrs. Jean Clemson

01902 333741
bb@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

 

GIRLS’ BRIGADE CAPTAIN

Mrs. Julia Rivett

01902 458907
gb@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk

BAND MASTER
Mr. Neil Woodberry
01902 829410

band@lanesfieldmethodist.co.uk